Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, he is muted for the most part. The part where he is partially muted comes evidently clear when he can only @ you and not type anything else.

I wish I could get a Mercedes :D
Granted. You now could get a Mercedes. But you won't.

I wish The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild had proper end-game content.
 

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Granted. You now could get a Mercedes. But you won't.

I wish The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild had proper end-game content.
Granted, but it's all locked behind exorbitantly expensive DLC

I wish I had a cool cape
 

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Granted, but it's all locked behind exorbitantly expensive DLC

I wish I had a cool cape
Granted. The cape is ruined within a week due to being made of a super-flimsy material.

I wish gas was free.
 

Leonardocg2001

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Granted. The cape is ruined within a week due to being made of a super-flimsy material.

I wish gas was free.
Granted, the world oil economy immediatedly collapses and multiple countries devolve into anarchy due to drastically falling gas prices.

I wish hotdogs were real
 

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Granted, but they turn into monsters that kill you.

I wish the weather was more nicer everyday like it is today.
 

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Granted, the weather is now nice for the majority of the year. However, for one week, the absolute worst that mother nature has to offer is thrown at everyone simultaneously. Hurricanes, typhoons, constant tornadoes, blizzards with multiple feet of snowfall, all packed into the span of a week.

I wish that I could incorporate aspects of video games into my reality.
 

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Granted, the weather is now nice for the majority of the year. However, for one week, the absolute worst that mother nature has to offer is thrown at everyone simultaneously. Hurricanes, typhoons, constant tornadoes, blizzards with multiple feet of snowfall, all packed into the span of a week.

I wish that I could incorporate aspects of video games into my reality.
Granted, your first action is to add a videogame inventory to reality, and then store an item in it. Unfortunately, this opens a black hole at your location, which you, and then the rest of the earth is pulled into.

I wish grapefruits weren't disgusting
 

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Granted, they taste good now but you end up choking on it because you end up shoving a lot of it down your throat.

I wish the thing that I ordered on Amazon can come sooner.
 

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Granted, they taste good now but you end up choking on it because you end up shoving a lot of it down your throat.

I wish the thing that I ordered on Amazon can come sooner.
Granted but the package and contents are damaged.

I wish I got paid more for less work.
 

Leonardocg2001

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Granted but the package and contents are damaged.

I wish I got paid more for less work.
Granted, you and everyone else are payed more for less work. This devalues the currency, and causes the collapse of worldwide markets.

I wish things were better in the world
 

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Granted, you and everyone else are payed more for less work. This devalues the currency, and causes the collapse of worldwide markets.

I wish things were better in the world
Granted, things are better in the world but only for 5 minutes. After everything turns into chaos.

I wish I could see the northern lights in person.
 

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Granted, things are better in the world but only for 5 minutes. After everything turns into chaos.

I wish I could see the northern lights in person.
Granted. You suddenly appear in Alaska, along with your entire home and any inhabitants within. The teleport did not take into account plumbing, electricity, etc. Good luck. On the bright side, you can warm your soul with pretty lights!

I wish money legitimately grew on trees.
 

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Granted. You suddenly appear in Alaska, along with your entire home and any inhabitants within. The teleport did not take into account plumbing, electricity, etc. Good luck. On the bright side, you can warm your soul with pretty lights!

I wish money legitimately grew on trees.
Granted, it is now literally worthless and we move on to different forms of currency.

I wish birds were more prolific
 

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Granted, it is now literally worthless and we move on to different forms of currency.

I wish birds were more prolific
Granted, but now the rapid growing numbers of birds decide to live in your house, making it unlivable for you.

I wish more people join forum maffia
 

Leonardocg2001

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Granted, but now the rapid growing numbers of birds decide to live in your house, making it unlivable for you.

I wish more people join forum maffia
Granted, I joined (really, pls put me on the roster) but nobody else does

I wishcolors were brighter
 

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Granted, colors are now so bright that you cannot distinguish one from the other and are functionally blind.

I wish I could instantly learn everything about any given subject of study, even information not previously discovered by other people.
 

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Granted, colors are now so bright that you cannot distinguish one from the other and are functionally blind.

I wish I could instantly learn everything about any given subject of study, even information not previously discovered by other people.
Granted but you will have no application for anything you learn as well as forgetting something as soon as you learn something else.

I wish that my computer would stop randomly freezing
 

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Granted, instead your computer now randomly catches on fire.

I wish that I hadn't missed the bitcoin rush.
 

Leonardocg2001

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Granted, instead your computer now randomly catches on fire.

I wish that I hadn't missed the bitcoin rush.
Granted, you get to the bitcoin rush, and celebrating your newfound wealth later on, you have a party. At this party, you are introduced to hard drugs. You become addicted to them, and later lose all your money.

I wish people were more open to tabletop games
 

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Granted, people are now more open-minded about the games, but end up hating them all the same.

I wish I could never fall ill.
 

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